Jokes

Here are some jokes to share.

1. A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains.
She tells the salesman: " I would like to buy a pink curtain the size of a computor screen."
Salesman: " But Mdm, computoes do not have curtains..."
Girl: " HEELLLLOOOO......... I've got WINDOWS!!!"

2. Condom to Kotex: " When you work, I lose 7 days of business..."
Kotex to Condom: " If you fail to work once, my business stops for 9 months!!!"

3. Elephant to Camel: " Why do you have TITS on your back??"
Camel laughingly responded: "What a silly question from someone who has a DICK on the face!!! "

4. A lady visited her doctor one morning.
Doc: " You look so weak and exhausted! Are you eating your 3 meals a day as what I have advise??"
Lady: " What?? I thought you said 3 MALES A DAY???"

5. The phone rings and maid rushes to pick it up as her master is bathing.
Caller: " Whats your master doing??"
Maid: " MASTERBATING"

Funny... Share by Da jie in her office...